Indecision 2004

/ Tuesday, November 2, 2004 /
Well the eastern state’s voting booths are closed now. And seeing that the “swing” states are predominantly Eastern and Central the election is for the most part over. The votes must only be counted… and counted… and counted a third time. Finally some more votes will be added, a few others will be subtracted, Bush will mention 9/11, Kerry will mention Vietnam, Rather will mention some fake UFO documents that Bush has tried to hide, Savage will declare all “blue” states French Traitors, O’Reily will join Clinton for a little intimate time with the candidate’s daughters, Arnold will write his own name in as an alternative to the two presidents, and Gore will make a desperate plea for a real job. It all starts now. SNL will be great for the next two months.

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